I Fell From Grace

I fell off my bike on Sunday. I didn’t crash it, I didn’t come off it while pulling some mean skids, I fell off it. Or to be more precise, while waiting at the lights of a very busy K road intersection, my bike and I together fell over while practically stationary. If the immediate moments just prior to my falling off were to receive an award, it would be for ‘Situation-Most-Likely-To-Not-End-In-An-Embarrassing-Fall’. And it would come with an enormous trophy, the top of which would be adorned with a tiny little brass figurine of me looking like a complete fuckwit.

Rolled Eyes and Sighs

Despite it all, there are times (usually just after Spike leaves) when he is positive that he is a boring person. Sure he’s got some catchy hooks, some snappy threads and some even better clips, but every now and then he catches a glimpse of himself and an undeniable truth bends in his reflection, “I am a boring vapid yawn walking a lifeless life.”

This might effect his self-esteem if he thought anyone else had standards as high as his. But I don’t think he does. He is King Zero.

Roxxxy The Sex Robot

About Roxxxy

“Ta daaaa!” exclaims Douglas as he rips away the sheet, revealing his creation. It is the first time anyone, other than himself, has laid eyes on Roxxxy. It is, in a way, her birthday. Her first glimpse of the world beyond that which her maker has allowed for her. This paternal revelation fills Doug with pride, and he makes a mental note of the date.

Rohypnol Diary: Introduction

In late 2008 I went to the dentist for the first time since (I think) 1993. As such, most of the last decade was spent living in fear that any food harder than a 3 month old Girl Guide biscuit would result in me swallowing all my teeth.

It was an irrational fear given I have reasonably straight teeth (even with the wisdoms) and have never experienced so much as a tooth ache in all my years. My teeth aren’t exactly super white, but having spent their lives at the forefront of some pretty shitty habits, they’re not too bad.

Never met a bike he didn’t like

Dear god what a beautiful bike.

I could ride this until I vomit.

I want to own it.

Being able to ride this bike would light my fuse to do awesome things.

Kazuki Tomokawa

Kazuki Tomokawa – A Take Away Show #98 – Part 3 from La Blogotheque on Vimeo.

I reallyreally like these clips that Vincent Moon is making. There shouldn’t be a distinction between film and what has traditionally been considered a music video. It’s the same people who make them both. And with music television audiences declining as quickly as they are, artists are less constrained by format.

Looky looky

I’m looking for something. It’s here somewhere.

I think it’s time. I mean, I think it’s time that I’m looking for.

I haven’t found it yet.

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